About Laughing Dragon Shirt Company

It was my wish to create a website with as little text as possible, but the lack of text woefully incurred the wrath of the Google Gods.  Google loves text and, regrettably, the Google monopoly controls the world.  As such, I was forced to include at least some text on my website. 

In order to abide by proper "SEO Ethics," I will not simply stuff this page with meaningless keywords.  Instead, I will attempt to accurately and honestly describe my site.  This site sells tshirts.  How much do you need to read before you buy a tee?  I'm not sure.  I had thought NOTHING would suffice, but Google seems to disagree. 

However, the nature of shirts available on this site perhaps does need some explanation.  I am not selling the ordinary "funny t shirt" crap you'll find elsewhere on the web.  My site specializes in vintage, one-of-a-kind tees from all over the world.  My shirts are not mass produced, and they are items that you almost certainly cannot find anywhere else on the web.  If you don't buy them from me, you would have to hop on a plane and fly across the world to find the same designs. 

I was wearing random tees long before they were "cool."  My brother and I used to scour the local thrift shops looking for old gems that no one would have a clue about.  When that wasn't enough, we started creating our own designs with iron-on letters from the local Crapmart.  "Poop" and "Potatoes" were among my favorites. 

Now I see these arbitrary tshirts everywhere.  But if a shirt is mass produced, if thousands of other people out there are wearing the same exact design, what makes it special?  The answer is obvious.  NOTHING.  So why waste your money pretending to be unique when you can actually buy one-of-a-kind rarities?  Forget the local Value Village...  Now you can get the real deal without smelling like a hobo. 
 

Laughing Dragon Shirt Company.  Hobo style for people who like to shower.